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[greggs]

INFO

coming soon information with substance, for now i present three consecutive screenshots that i feel are extremely representative of cousin greg energy:

PERMISSIONS

OOC:
BACKTAGGING: always!
THREADHOPPING: i welcome chaos whenever wherever i can
FOURTHWALLING: you'll either break him or make him feel really important. a... a tv star? moi? both options would be great, i'm in

IC:
PHYSICAL CONTACT: down to hug, down for touch in general, easily soothed/reassured by touch... if you come at him without provoking the fear. if you catch him off guard or seem intense he might flinch or something on account of the prey animal reflexes.
SHIPPING & SMUT: i play end of s3 greg after his relationship status flipped to all but married to his bestie tom in everything but admitting it to each other and finalizing the papers. for game settings, it's extremely traumatizing for him be separated from tom and dumped in a scary weird as fuck world breaking place right after that. do you know how actually happy greg would be to see tom again in such a scenario? do you know how crazy things will get when he never sees him again? do you understand what the person who tries to heal the heartbreak he's not smart enough to understand he's experiencing would have to put up with? it wouldn't be obvious at first but it would creep in like a poisonous gas and before you know it they're both dead. why am i going on this tangent instead of answering the prompt? idk..... tomgreg. pry expect it to orbit any relationship he attempts. that's my fair warning now you choose if we die like men or see other ppl.
disclaimer: many different ppl have many different takes on greg's feelings for tom. mine are nonnegotiable. this is the package you sign up for.
VIOLENCE: SUCH a baby about so much as a SCRATCH. that's not a no that's an enthusiastic yes.
FOURTH WALLING: succession is a fictional dramedy about modern american royalty & the hideous nature of late stage capitalism, there's a chance he might know or recognize someone. on the other hand greg is one weird motherfucker and idk at all wtf what he watches, reads or knows. i could see him watching anime for some reason and i can't explain it. don't ask me to please
TELEPATHY: god yes PLEASE he couches everything in warbly demure rambling and you would shock the fuck out of him to catch a dark or confrontational thought in particular. "did you just wish for me to die in your head?" "NO WHAT WHAT WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M AGAINST DYING I'M ANTI-DYING"

CONTENT WARNINGS
the succession world is actually pretty horrible with a light/breezy tone to balance things out. big chance of greg at some point offhand, probably in bracket, mentioning sexual assault/rape/murder in reference to company scandals. he might make off color comments sometimes. he works for the fictional equivalent of fox news. his scruples are barely visible no matter how many times you blink. his entire family is bonkers and he's not the exception.

Q&A SPEED VERSION

Q: why is he called cousin greg?
A: he's literally cousin greg.

Q: he's 6'7"??? really?
A: yes lol the world's tallest socially awkward low confidence loser you'll ever meet

Q: is he kind of...you know, gay?
A: ya

Q: he's annoying and he's bothering me. can you please leave me alone?
A: no problem! there are so many reasons you may need this option one day or decide to peace out in advance. comment to opt of CR any time, all comments screened/ip logging off/anon enabled.

HOW'S MY DRIVING?

look you little shit i drove 12 hours from nyc to the canadian border and back on an empty stomach

no for real - again, anon on/screening on/ip logging off, feel free to drop feedback on this post anytime!